A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a
rare afternoon off and enjoying a round
The priest stepped up to the first tee and
took a mighty swing. He missed the ball
entirely and said “Shit, I missed.”
The good Sister told him to watch his
On his next swing, he missed again.
“Shit, I missed.”
“Father, I’m not going to play with you
if you keep swearing,” the nun said tartly..
The priest promised to do better and
the round continued.
On the 4th tee, he misses again. The
usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, “Father
John, God is going to strike you dead if you
keep swearing like that.”
On the next tee, Father John swings and
misses again. “Shit, I missed.”
A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic
bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and
strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks..