Who Said Catholics Don’t Have A Sense Of Humor?

CATHOLIC GOLF

Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.


A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a

rare afternoon off and enjoying a round

of golf.


The priest stepped up to the first tee and

took a mighty swing. He missed the ball

entirely and said “Shit, I missed.”


The good Sister told him to watch his

language.

On his next swing, he missed again.

“Shit, I missed.”

“Father, I’m not going to play with you

if you keep swearing,” the nun said tartly..

The priest promised to do better and

the round continued.

On the 4th tee, he misses again. The

usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, “Father

John, God is going to strike you dead if you

keep swearing like that.”

On the next tee, Father John swings and

misses again. “Shit, I missed.”

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic

bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and

strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks..


read on

And from the sky comes a booming voice ……

“Shit, I missed.”

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